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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?","punchline":"A bah-humbug.","id":229}

{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}

{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}

{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

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