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San Stefano Grand Plaza is a structural complex including apartments, offices, a shopping mall and a marina in Alexandria, Egypt. It was designed by WZMH Architects.
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Vysoké Tatry, formally Mesto Vysoké Tatry is a town at the feet of the Slovak part of High Tatras in Slovakia including all the major resorts in that region. It was created in 1990, and its official name from 1990 to 1999 was Starý Smokovec, which is the name of one of its major settlements.
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