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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}

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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}

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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}

{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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