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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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Orestes Acquarone Salaberry was a Uruguayan lithographist, painter, cartoonist, watercolourist, sculptor and poet.\nBetween 1909 and 1914 he was in charge of La Semana magazine.
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